Saturday, April 17, 2004
happy 37th, go drink some sparks

happy birthday to liz phair, who turned 37 today. is there a hotter 37 yr old mom? somewhere uncle grambo is writing love haiku's to post on whatevs in her honor today.
good luck w/ those, i hope they end up better than the one's you wrote for bynes when she turned 18 & better than the current rough drafts for the olsen twins' 613 b-day celebration. shmears.