retrobuzz

if you hate long stories w/ no pay-off, or don't like damore rants or britney, i suggest you skip this piece.

as reported yesterday, i went to the britney spears onyx whore-tel show at the palace on weds. i knew it was going to be hott when we stopped at 7-11 close to the venue & hottness was totally revealed. girls' totally slutted out, brit stizz. we bought a couple 40's, a sixer, & grumbo bought some pez dispensers for the ladies, which ended up being better than curly fries.

parking was an absurd $15, but well worth it. the lot was filled w/ hotties from 18-25 age demo. driving through the lot, it was like parting the red sea, except instead of water, this was pure hottness. pre-show partying boasted drinking 40's, tailgating surrounded by scores of under-21 hott girls. i ended up having an extra ticket to the show, so i was walking into the epicenter of hottness trying to sell the xtra. most had tix, or needed 2 tix together. 1 white-hott young milf (wearing a blond britney wig) needed 2 for her & her son. i couldn't part w/ both, so i had to pass.

the 2 horrible openers (kellis & someone as terrible) were winding down & we started to make our way up to the entrance. girls were getting their cameras taken by security left & right, & had to take them back to their cars. a trio of 20 year-old hottness asked me to take a few pics of them, & i happily obliged. after digging around for my tix for a moment, i realized i didn't have my tix w/ me after all. i thought i probably forgot them at home. these 3 vixens had extras, & offered me a free club level ticket to the show. how best is that? i checked back in the car & ended up finding my tix afterall. i decided to sell my 2 tix, & keep the single.

i was just about to say eph it & eat the 2 tix, when the hott young milf & luggage came up & asked to buy 2 tix from me. i cut them a break, $80 for both. best, paid for 1 ticket, & kicked $10 toward the cost of my ticket price. i met up w/ the FOW crew pre-britney, then attempted to sit w/ seantizz & grambo, but that was thwarted when the persons i sold tix to rolled up. so i went to sit w/ the 3 vixens & their friends. as a nice gesture, i bought them a round of beers to say thx for the ticket. they were pretty wasted already, & excited to get drinks. the girls were partying hardcore, & totally rolled-out the welcome mat for me big time.

we're having a good time, & then the losers next to us started talking shite to us about being in the wrong seats & crowding them, blah blah blah. we were in the right sect/row, but some db's had taken our specific seats. the girls i was w/ went ape-shit on the other girls, saying, 'what's your damage? f*cking relax, it's a britney spears' concert, just f*cking shut-up & party!'. that went over real well, & a majorly hott catfight was about to ensue. the token drunk db they were w/ started talking shit to me, & i'm like 'sit down junior & shut the f*ck up. just party man.' the tension was getting pretty heavy, then the girls started talking more shit to eachother, which was hilarious. finally, the girls in our seats moved to their own seats, & an auburn hills back-alley abortion was averted.

smoking cig's, dancing w/ these party girls was a major perk. overall the show/set list was pretty much the same as the blowtime special from a couple wks ago. i was distracted the entire show, so i don't remember the set-list (i know toxic was 1st, baby one more time was 3rd & was slow & jazz'ish). beer lines were short, which was nice too. if you want to read a real review, check out graham's write-up in detnews, it's much better than db brian mccollum's in the freep. i don't know what show that schmuck was at, but i didn't see any kids crying or parents outraged. if so, who cares? wtf, these outraged parents' would have to be the biggest ephing morons to take their under-10 kids to a britney sex concert. you want safe, go see kenny loggins on tour this summer.