Friday, July 02, 2004
mmm...jello
JELLLLLOOOOOOOOO! doctor bill cosby...uncorked! he goes pretty much psycho on black america covering hot topics such as linguistics, teen pregnancy, education, & domestic violence. i think he's gone mad since so sayeth the peabs was retired last month, & his laughable candidacy as VP in the 'obvs in 04' campaign.
"I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... and I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk," Cosby said then. "And then I heard the father talk ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth...You've got to stop beating up your women because you can't find a job, because you didn't want to get an education and now you're (earning) minimum wage"
that's funny because he says 'knuckleheads'. who uses that term these days? cosby, that's who. & you better watch out, because he might call you out w/ a knuckle sandwich if you disrespect him. i love the line 'you can't become a doctor'. he's still stuck in the cosby show irreality, like he's doctor cliff huxtable. i know this is a serious subject matter & all, but the entire time i read this article i kept imagining him saying 'You know what isn't bad these days?...JELLLLLLOOOOO pudding pops! flizzum flazzum!'.
as of press time, no comment from peabs.
